FUNNY TADKA POEMS

Roses are red; violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.Don't feel so angry, you will find me there tooNot in a cage but laughing at you.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*Twinkle twinkle little starYou should know what you areAnd once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass and flowers too.If rain makes all things beautifulWhy doesn't it rain on you?

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*I wrote your name on sand it got washed.I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi HE saw me in dark, HE created lightHE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*When your life is in darkness, pray to Godask him to free you from darknessand if after you pray,you're still in darkness,Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!