Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Dil Mange more -- But is that a reaility

SO the advertisements say. Dil mange more ( The heart asks for more...)

Karo Zada Ka Irada ( Intent for more ) Now why would such ad's sell. Is it that being greedy is in fashion or considered ambitious --NAH the truth is far from different. Because the following is the reality of the lives of us people living in this century.

Welcome to the 21st Century

Our communication - Wireless
Our phones - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our food - Fatless
Our Sweets - Sugarless
Our labor - Effortless
Our relations - Fruitless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Worthless
Our Mistakes - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our youth - Jobless
Our Ladies - Topless
Our Bosses Brainless
Our Jobs - Thankless
Our Needs - Endless
Our situation - Hopeless
Our Salaries - Less and less...

SO that is why our DIL MANGE MORE. Don't call us greedy.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Did You Know

Hey folks another beautiul read. I got this from the santabanta forums.

Did u know That?
Did you know that when you envy someone, it's because you really like that
person?

Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart are real weak
and most susceptible?

Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones
that really need some one to protect them?

Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are:

"I love you, Sorry and help me"


Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?

Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their
beauty?

Did you know that those who dress in black are those who want to be
unnoticed and need your help and understanding?

Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?


Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying
it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you
say it to their face?

Did you know that what is most difficult for you to say or do is much more
valuable than anything that is valuable that you can buy with money?


Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love,
becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you
really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Humor of the day-Today's tonic for the mind

Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

Student: 'My name is Sunlight.

Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday

Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am...
Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.